I need an off button

My brain needs an off button - I could not fall asleep last night. Why you ask? OK, maybe you don't ask but I am going to tell you - this is what was happening inside my brain - "Tomorrow Emily wants to go to IHOP. I'll get an English muffin, last time I went to IHOP I got sick - need to wear a shirt I can change out of - need to buy some Mountain Dew in the can - those 2 liter plastic bottles - Mountain Dew does not taste good in plastic - Pepsi is OK, Coke is good in a plastic bottle, Mexican Coke in a glass bottle, that is good - Orange, Nehi Orange in a glass bottle chilled over ice - it is cool tonight that's nice - good sleeping weather - Zuko your a bed hog, and I am not a pillow - he thinks I am a pillow - God forbid I should move or roll over - he makes such a sound - Zuko is like sleeping with a heater - I like it cold when I sleep Shoot next week we are back to work - I need to get some more things ready - Tomorrow, tomorrow is Tuesday - that's right - Dr's on Wednesday and Friday, I should write that on the calendar - Oh, I don't want to get up, I'll do it in the morning- You'll forget in the morning - No I won't Dr.'s Wednesday and Friday - I need to go to the dollar store and buy bulletin board borders - need to finish those darned bulletin boards - Goodness would that dog stop barking! Where is that dog - what unit is it in? They probably leave it on the patio and that is why it barks - poor baby - why get  a dog and leave it on the patio. I should sweep the patio - though what's the point the pigeons will just defecate all over it again - I should write a letter to someone about that, can't even use the patio for the pigeons - I don't like pigeons - I wonder how Eileen is doing with her mice problem, do those plug in noise makers work - I don't know that seems weird - I wonder if the mice all march out of the house together - that would be funny - she should get a cat - I miss Sonny, he slept on my feet and kept them warm - Zuko he sleeps curled around my stomach - I am not a pillow - when he is finally settled he takes this long cleansing breath, it just makes me smile - he is a good dog - I need to get gas tomorrow - fill my truck up before I go to the Dr's - Oh shoot I can't - Have to wait for my new ATM card, I wonder if someone stole my identity, they can have it - but not my money - probably should have waited before reporting that charge - now all the bills will be paid late, yet again - maybe I'll just stop paying the bills - what's the point if the world is going to end in 2012 - wouldn't it be cool if we knew for sure - no, probably not - chaos would ensue. No one would do anything - I bet Disneyland would have an increase in attendance - it is the happiest place on Earth. We need to go there - maybe this fall - I like Disneyland. OK, I really need to go to sleep - stop thinking - I wish I had an off button - that is what I need an off button - OK, seriously go to sleep, say Hail Mary's that helps - Hail Mary full of grace - remember that one time you said 150 Hail Mary's and still didn't fall asleep? I wonder if you could say 500 without falling asleep - stop thinking - pray - Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with thee - that dog really needs to be quiet - he is disrupting my vibe - might as well get up, they say if you don't fall asleep within 20 minutes you should get up and move around - I envy those people who can lie their head on the pillow and fall asleep - I should exercise more - of course school starts next week - pray Lisa pray - Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with thee blessed art thou amongst women - why do women make less money than men - funny how are society is more sexist than racist - and what if you are a minority woman - boy you really have to battle on two fronts - I like that show food truck race - maybe I will start a food truck - I like to cook and meet people - I'm not going to sleep am I? No, not for a good long time - what time is it? 3:37! Dang, OK, read a book - what should I read? This sucks, I wish I had an off button."