Law #! - If I am driving behind you, and I cannot see you sitting in the driver's seat, you are driving a vehicle that is way too big for you. If you cannot be seen when you are sitting in the driver's seat you cannot buy that vehicle.
Law #2 - All mini-vans made before 2008 are banned from the fast lane. Before 2008 mini-vans were made with the idea of transporting large families. They were square and slow. Now, mini-vans are sleek and cool - However, those vans manufactured before 2008 - well they are not allowed to drive in any lane except the slow lane. If they are on a two way street they must pull over and yield the right of way -
Law #3 - If your vehicle has more duct tape on it than paint - stop driving it - take it immediately to the junk yard, collect your $50 bucks and get on with another life.
Law #4 - Car pools lanes are only for cars made in the United States! How about that? We need to stimulate our economy and support our manufacturing industries - car pool lane for cars made in the United States.
Law #5 - Teachers should not have to sit through more than 1 hour of professional development per day. We are not good students. We don't know how to sit. We stand and talk - Not opposed to learning, just want it in really small doses.
Law #6 - Parents that slap their children in public, should be slapped in public. Parents that scream; "Be Quiet!" should be placed in a room with loud noise for 20 minutes and parents that ask; "Do you want me to hit you?" Well, their kids should just answer "Duh, No!"
Law #7 - If three of your peers, people who know and like you, if three of these people say you have no common sense then you cannot buy clothing or date anyone without their go ahead. Without common sense you are in real trouble - find someone with common sense and cling to this person - cling tightly.
Law# 8 - Women should hold all high ranking military positions - let the enemy worry about PMS. Let the enemy wonder if it is "that time of the month" before he/she tries to take US citizens hostage. Let the enemy wonder if that 50 year old female President has her finger on the button of the bomb when a hot flash hits. That will stop them in their tracks. Let's have peace negations with a female who is experiencing menopause while her daughter is about to start her period - Yeah, we'll negotiate peace - you do what I say and no one gets hurt, there's your peace.
I'm just saying, these might be some good ideas to think about - that's all.
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