I'm going to win the lottery!

Today I am going to win the lottery!Oh I hear y'all chuckling-that is OK. After I win I will still share with you. Ever think about what you would do if you won millions? When I was younger I said I would still work...ha, not anymore! I would turn in my resignation faster than you can say resignation. Then I would buy an orange jeep, soft top and a nice little RV for traveling about the country watching all those baseball games. Reckon I would have to pay some bills-heck I could pay them all. I could be debt free. Haven't been debt free in a long time. In college all I wanted was to get out into the world have job a car-how crazy was that. Should have stayed in college until I was 40! Note to self be careful what you wish for. Of course I'm not wishing to win the lottery, I am going to win the lottery. See the other day when we went fishin and I actually caught a fish for the first time we didn't have a knife to cut the line when I caught a tree or two, alright I caught three trees, that's not the point-we sat down to rehook(is that what it's called when you catch a tree and lose the hook, line & sinker?) The person who coined that phrase must have had my fishing luck. Matter of fact, I no longer said "I'm going fishing." No, I would say; "I'm going to feed the fish!" Fish actually clapped when they saw me coming-yes, fish can clap-they flap their little tails on the water. It's very cute! OK, so we sit down to rehook, or whatever it's called and what is laying there? I'll tell ya what-a pair of needle nose pliers! Ye site Bob there they were the line cutter we needed! Theen Frank turns to get yet another lure from the tackle box-note to self buy Frank some lures. Well when Frank turned around what did he find? I'll tell you what! A dollar bill! Bam! Take that dollar bill to the first store we see and buy a lottery(if I stop there it will rhyme, symmetry) how can such a confluence of good fortune not lead to winning a bijillion dollars? That's what I say-it can't. It's as if the moon and stars have aligned and decided it was my turn. Last night I saw my cousin June. She said God never gives us more than we can handle-I said God must think I am very strong because from the very moment I was born I have been "handling." this is why I reckon today is the day! I would like to open a foster home in Mommie and Daddy Pat's name and a little restaurant: call it Dona & Myrtles! Anyone looking for work. I'd buy that Green Bowl property Rosie wants. I would buy Poopy a house and get Jessica 2 puppies. I would take anyone who reads this blog on a cruise. Where do y'all wNt to go? I would pick 7 names random out of the phone book and give them money-$100,000! Shoot I would really buy the world a coke;I can't sing a lick so I'd hire someone to do the whole teach them how to sing part! How much have I spent so far? There is this amazing property in Mt. View I want to buy-and season tickets for Bug A Boo for the Yankees! Ha just kidding- hard to get Sox season tickets but we would find a way! Winning the lottery is so much fun. I could just pay someone to publish my book, which I could finish sitting on the deck of my mountain house in Mt. View-see it all works out perfectly! This is going to be a lot of fun! Who's with me? Need all positive energy today-by this time tomorrow we will be financially comfortable. Though money can't buy happiness or health it sure can't hurt! Na na na na na, today I'm winning the lottery! Yeah for all of us!